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Fauxbook: Bruce Willis

Yes, today is Valentine’s Day; more importantly, however, it’s Die Hard Day. The latest adventure from John McClane and company, A Good Day to Die Hard, is released today. You may ask yourself, “Self, why should a Die Hard movie be released on Valentine’s Day?” That is a damn good question, and it just so happens that Bruce Willis’ latest Fauxbook update will provide you with a damn good answer, Mister Falcon. Of course, even though he’s somehow managed to move on and start dating the spectacular Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher couldn’t refrain from offering his two cents on the subject.

Fauxbook Bruce Willis-PF

Yippee-ki-yay, punk.

That 70s–oh no she, didn’t!

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