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John is currently untitled. This complete lack of definition would drive most into abject bitterness and utter despair, but not someone of John’s virility. No, John is the picture of mental stability and emotional platitude.

12 Comments on Fauxbook: Kristen Stewart

  1. Ha! I love how 41 people liked the “fuck me sideways” comment.

  2. I love that VaginaCon got the scoop with the article Robert shared.

  3. Thanks for the giggle!

  4. Of course the tabloids liked the update. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA

  5. That’s…that’s awesome!

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