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John is currently untitled. This complete lack of definition would drive most into abject bitterness and utter despair, but not someone of John’s virility. No, John is the picture of mental stability and emotional platitude.

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  1. LMAO! Arnie would totally write in all caps. On a side note, I first watched “Total Recall” when I was in 7th grade, and I actually wanted to be the 3-boob girl for Halloween. My mom, thank GOD, vetoed that shit.

  2. Only @John Elrod II would know the real name of the actress who played the 3-boobed alien in Total Recall from the 80’s. You amaze me, friend. Amaze me.

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