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John is currently untitled. This complete lack of definition would drive most into abject bitterness and utter despair, but not someone of John’s virility. No, John is the picture of mental stability and emotional platitude.

7 Comments on Fauxbook: Sylvester Stallone

  1. Steven Seagal…loved him in ‘Cobra’.


  2. It’s the little things that make these so hilarious. Like, Corey Feldman, Ralph Macchio, Emilio Estevez, and Judd Nelson liking the status update.

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