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Geek Item of the Week: Body Knife Set & Holder

This is what I’m talking about. The Ex. A unique knife and holder set shaped like a person. Every time you put a knife back in its holder, you can pretend you’re stabbing someone you hate. I imagine that’s quite cathartic. I want one. And I shall call it David, after my last boyfriend who is the king of all douches.


Knife Holder


The holder is 14 inches of red plastic and the knife slots are magnetized to hold the knives in place. The holder includes 5 knives. 8″ Chef Knife, 8″ Bread Knife, 8″ Carver, 5″ Utility Knife, 3.5″ Parer.

I don’t know what any of that means. To me, a knife is a knife is a knife. But it’s an awesome item nonetheless. You can pick it up at Think Geek for $79.99.


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Patti Matteucci plays in an imaginary band in Illinois where she rocks the mic like a vandal while simultaneously cooking MCs like a pound of bacon. She is into most nerdy things but doesn’t excel enough in any to be labeled a nerd. One of her top skillz is scouring the internet for recipes, printing out a big pile, and then throwing them away before ever trying them when she remembers that you can have food made and delivered to your front door by somebody else. She is a 14 year old trapped inside a 33 year old’s body (or maybe also a 14 year old’s body) with an unabashed love for Justin Bieber and far too much time spent marrying celebrities in Sims 3.
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