This is what I’m talking about. The Ex. A unique knife and holder set shaped like a person. Every time you put a knife back in its holder, you can pretend you’re stabbing someone you hate. I imagine that’s quite cathartic. I want one. And I shall call it David, after my last boyfriend who is the king of all douches.
The holder is 14 inches of red plastic and the knife slots are magnetized to hold the knives in place. The holder includes 5 knives. 8″ Chef Knife, 8″ Bread Knife, 8″ Carver, 5″ Utility Knife, 3.5″ Parer.
I don’t know what any of that means. To me, a knife is a knife is a knife. But it’s an awesome item nonetheless. You can pick it up at Think Geek for $79.99.