When ProFan Kituria received an email from Amazon announcing that “George R.R. Martin’s New Book” would soon be available, we had a big laugh. Well, after we had a mini freak out thinking that The Winds of Winter was finally being released, we laughed. George R.R. Martin’s new book? Really?
But that did give us an idea: Shouldn’t these book titles be something a little more fitting for what actually happens?
The Spring of Discontent. Winter Is Coming To Fuck With You. The Fall of All Your Dreams. A Tale of What The Fuck.
Give us your best name for a book in the A Song of Ice and Fire series for a chance to win a Funko POP Vinyl Game of Thrones figure. You can enter as many times/titles as you want and they can be worded however you want. The Project Fandom team will decide on a winner when the contest ends on June 22nd. We’ll announce the winner on our end-of-the-season podcast that same week. You can enter here.