In this episode:
- Peter Baelish is thisclose to giving Sansa a necklace made of roofies
- Jaime sends Brienne out looking like new money
- Things at Craster’s are the absolute worst
- Locke wasted no time getting to the wall
- Lady Olenna tells Margaery how she used to get down
- Tommen pops a baby boner
- And won’t someone help those poor babies?